Question: If you were on a desert island and you could only bring one mustache, whose would it be?
(from left to right)
“Albert Einstein’s, because then I could look smart.”
Fourth-year, College Nine
“Joseph Stalin’s, because he would exert dictatorial authority over the entire island.”
“I would definitely want the skinny French mustache, because islands are hot. Charlie Chaplin’s — I wouldn’t want to get sweaty and gross.”
First-year, College Ten
“I’d get like a Van Dyke mustache-goatee combo, because you gotta look cool on an island. That’s where all the hippies live.”